Is it just my sailor that has some navy induced narcolepsy syndrome or is it ALL sailors?!
How is it that they can fall into a deep deep sleep at the drop of a hat, mid sentence- no matter where they are or what is going on?!
Even if it’s a very important relationship type convo, even if you are annoyed with them. Even if you are at the IOW festival and there are wheelie bins flying past your tented head at a gazillion mph.
With a “yes dear” and a small nod of the head, his eyelids close and no amount of talking or poking will wake him up. Even after 8 hours of solid slumber.
I’ve only once resorted to putting on my loud speaker voice and saying authoritatively “Leading Hand Popeye report to the galley, Leading Hand Popeye-Galley”.
He shot out of bed looking v v confused, then v v pissed off as he realised he was in fact at Casa del Oyl and not in his pit onboard.
How very mean of me indeed.
Worked though. 😉